Les Régles des films d'horeur I

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Dans Scream, Randy nous expose les regles des films d'horreur
Regle n°1: Vous ne devez jamais avoir de relation sexuelle Sex=Mort
Regle n°2: Vous ne devez jamais boire ou prendre de l'alcool
Regle n°3: Ne jamais jamais dire en aucunes circonstances, "je reviens" car vous ne reviendrez pas...

Dimension Films
Randy: There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex.
[crowd boos]
Randy: BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay? Number two: you can never drink or do drugs.
[crowd cheers and raises their bottles]
Randy: The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, "I'll be right back." Because you won't be back.
Stu: I'm gettin' another beer, you want one?
Randy: Yeah, sure.
Stu: I'll be right back.
[crowd cheers]
Randy: See, you push the laws and you end up dead. Okay, I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.

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